Sparky Sparkletty Me. Can't Take your Eyes Off Now?

2007-07-07T01:14:00.000+08:00

Eh, what's the news?

Ahem...

No, not the website...Seiously, YAHOO!!! YAHWEH!!!

I'm back on the blog! Goddamn it, how long has it been? Cos you know how busy it is on SPM year?

I'll give you a few hints la, as to WHY I haven't been blogging. WHY I haven't even started on my new blogskin.

Tuition. Everyday. Non-stop.
A mountain of homework to be done. Pile it all up, can call Mount Kinabalu adi. Or Mount Something Something la!
I'm not allowed to go out for fun. (SPM is drawing it's expensive toll already).
Senior Page. Tension. Stress. Emo-ing.

And I swear, that last one is soooooooo frigging besotted, I'm telling you. Cipetted. I was practically emo-ing during that period (O.o Not that period la, you jackasses!) I mean, one moment, I was happy, and next, when i tension-ed a bit, that person got pissed off.

I mean, it's not wrong to get pissed off, but when she smiles and uses that pissed tone, it darn near breaks your heart. Happy Feet, siut.

But no kidding. What am I supposed to do? It's not my fault entirely. Maybe one half, but not entirely. O-kay. So what, you might ask. Well, it's not much I can explain to you, especially on a blog. You wanna know the darned real truth, call me, k? Words are better than IMs, you know.

Anyway,

I know ya'll wanna see the senior pages, and I just gotta say, hats off to Miz Cheryl Ho! Eff good at designing stuff. Next post, k? Or nevermind lah, I'll just let yall see for yourself in the school mag.

So yeah. But wait! I'm having this...performance for some music company, and

I'm coming out on TV!!!

Sengal gila! I mean, how often do you get to be publicized?

But I still don't have my cam.
Still in the shop.
Still waiting to be repaired.
Still...*sigh* incomplete.

But nevermind. I've still got more pressing matters. I still don't know what the #$&% I'm gonna wear. Which means imma stop typing right this instance and ravage my wardrobe after this.

And try on a multitude of clothes.

And strut a catwalk in front of the mirror.

And SS a bit.

Pity I don't have my cam.

AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

So. Toodles.

2007-06-17T18:10:00.000+08:00

Absolutely no time to blog. Even now, I'm still rushing. WHY?

One word.

BUSY.

Toodles!!!

More on the next hols.

AAAAH!!!!!

2007-06-02T18:27:00.000+08:00

AAAAAH!!!!!

OMTGG!!! My friend's turning into a pontianak.... No, Nabil, WHY?!?!?!?!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

He looks like one of those aliens in the movies, ya? (Say yes, la!)

And what's worse, he's too myopic to edit anything. So it can't be him.

I admit, I'm SHOCKED. What? Don't look at me like that, I'm not that kampong.

Besides, I know you're shocked too, right? Admit it.

#The curtain closes.

Look, mommy! Camwhores!

2007-06-01T13:34:00.000+08:00

Look, mommy! Camwhores!

*Ahem*

Yes, my blog's almost dead. ALMOST. So now i'm gonna give it some life, aite?

Anyhoo,

IT'S HOLIDAY!!!

Some'll be on their sweet escape.
Some'll be lepak-ing somewhere with their friends.
Some'll be doing something only they know la. (O.o)

For all these peeps, yessslahh, i know ya'll damn happy.

But sadly for me and Shu Ren, believe it or not,

We've got tuition. EVERYDAY. HRC. Holiday Revision Course.

And I'm down with a sore throat. And guess what it does? It makes me laugh like a bulldog. (according to a few mates)

Aikz. But anyway, everyone seems busy with the senior page. So I'm gonna post some pics of our class' senior page shots, aite?

WARNING : Some may contain teenager orientated content. Unsuitable for adults.

But we'll start with the more decent ones first, hm?

Eh eh, I'm not grabbing their hands ah! Dunno why they just started attacking me outta nowhere. Especially Eugene. he was masturbating me.

*Ahem AHEM!* Moving on...

Psst! If you look closely, Gerard kinda looks like those stunted peeps, u kno? Big head, small body...

O-kay. Now for the main acts...

Then we have the famous...

Participants involved : Tze Huei @ Chinese, Eugene, Gerard, Sean @ U.S.B., and James ( the happiest one.)

Oh, and not forgetting the 5 Amahnation trademark,

Everyone, cmon!

Sadly, my camera's in the repair shop. Dropped by someone. I'm not mentioning names, though. Not that kecik hati.

Oh yeah, before I forget,

ABOUT? : 5 Amahnation's Mid-Term Class Bash!
WHERE? : Master Shu Ren's house! (2, Jln 17/7A)
WHEN? : Nex Free-day, 8th June. 7.00 p.m.!
WUT TO DO? : Just bring food. Potluck.
WHO'S INVITED? : Members of the 5 Amahnations ONLY.

Enquiries? Feel free to contact me at 012-6619688.
Those who DO NOT have their senior page portraits(single shots), please bring your uniforms , aite?

Anyway, 5 Amahnations rox your sox, and you know it! Admit it lar, your class ain't as great as ours.

Ngieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee........

#The curtain closes

The Truth Revealed!

2007-05-26T16:32:00.000+08:00

The Truth Revealed!

Let's see... Wen Kah's dissing me. Izzah's asking me. Lakshmi pun tertanya-tanya. What'm I talking bout?

Remember I said about those wishes? And remember the part where I said I'll be telling ya'll next time?

Uh-huh, you bet. The curtain opens...

(I didn't add or edit anything ya'll said, so Kavi, shut up.)

1st contestant : Christina!!!!

No more poverty.
World peace.
10 more wishes.

2nd contestant : Garrick!!!!

Happiness.
Love.
Lots of soy beans.

3rd contestant : Krystal!!!!

Loads of money.
Happiness 4eva.
All skools to burn down.(just like mine almost did)

4th contestant : Shin Yee!!!!

Having the ability to produce money.
Having the ability to teleport and control time *HEROES*.
More wishes pls. =)

5th contestant : Wenkah!!!!

A good ambition acheived.
World peace.
A warm family without a cheating husband.

6th contestant : Kavi!!!!

Love.
Good results.
A GREAT life.

7th contestant : Lakshmi!!!!

True love.
Lifestyle of the rich and famous.
Another wish.

8th contestant : Ping Ping!!!!

Joyfulness.
Health.
Intelligence.

9th contestant : Izzah!!!!

That I'm on a never-ending holiday.
In The Stills concert.
In New York.

10th contestant : Sara!!!!

No rape in the world.
More bread.
No prejudice in the world.

And there you have it, the wishes of 10 friends.

But I'm not finished, it's time for the main Q&A.

WHAT DO I WISH FOR?

Firstly, I wouldn't be all that noble and stuff and waste a wish.
Secondly, I'd be wishing for other wishes.

So... ummm....ermmm..... here goes.

For a limitless source of MONEY. (!!purely for shopping!!)
For all schools to abandon dressage rules. ( long hair and seluar londeh...)
I'd wish for more. MORE wishes! (and i plan to be really stupid with these.)

And i'll give you a few hints bout the third wish...

I wanna switch bodies with someone.
I wanna be taller.
I wanna have longer legs.
And bla-de-bla-de-bla.

Err...I'm too malu-fied to post anymore stuff, so...

#The curtain closes.

Ten Things & My Addiction

2007-05-13T19:14:00.000+08:00

Sunny-day, May 13,2007

Hoho!!!!

It's the end of Mid Year! Feels great, yah?

Anyway, I told you imma update my blog after them, right? So without further ado, i present...

*drumrolls*

TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT ISN'T.

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome ?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't:

1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.

XD

Oh, and did'ya know, I'm on a treasure hunt for...

Not the sexayh boardie's body lah, dirty pervs. The brand.

Ripcurl.

I mean, for one, i DON'T KNOW where to find them. Number two, even if I DO manage to find them, I heard that it's a minimum of 80 bucks for ONE shirt. Gilerr. I can get sooooooo many other shirts with that kinda money.(24 shirts if it's in the pasar malam)

-.-

Urghh. So now, if ya'll wanna get me a b'day present that I like, search no more! Baju Ripcurl aje!

Screw me upside down for my bad birthday etiquette, I know.

So, on my first destination of the hunt for Ripcurl, I went to Subang Parade. Of course, I didn't expect to find anything there, but you know, what with exams over mood...

But since LOADS of people are taking pics in the fitting room, so I decided to jump in too.

Did i mention that Parkson's and F.O.S.'s fitting room rocks?

Boring, rite? So, ya'll know me, taking things to the next level.

But wait! You expected me to stop there? I've got more...

Muahaha! Gay shot! What should I do for my NEXT camwhore session? Any comments? I think i'm getting mirrorlitis. Courtesy of Krystal and Shin Yee. But hey, it's not that bad. So, my next thing to master:

The Bathroom Mirror Shot.

But in the end, I didn't get any Ripcurl items. Or O'reef. Dissapointing. Well WHO CARES? Cos' I've made my point here...

I WANT RIPCURL!!!!!

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,

Mervin til'Leon ~ Christmas? Ripcurl. B'day? Ripcurl. Exam Reward? RIPCURL ONLY.

The Mid-Year Exams...

2007-05-04T23:30:00.000+08:00

Friday, May 4, 2007

Urghh... exams lately were TERRIBLE . Getting stressed lately, too. (Stress, emo, same thing, rite?)

Urghh....with Add Maths, Chemistry today, and me screwing up in Physics 3. What more can I take, people?

And I was O-M-F-G when i saw the damned English Paper. I can't wait to just squat down and shit right on the examiner's grave.

O.o

And...things aren't improving today for Chemia.

Meng Chauw : Sure die wan, Mervin, no need to talk wan...

Jia Jun : Hee Zhern hoi sei ngor tei ga!

Grr...and it's 6 more days till the end.

But thankfully, all stress was evaporated when Tze Huei filled a CONDOM with water in class today.

Me : OMG! Who's condom is that?! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Condom rolls and falls with a splat on the floor.
Me : Gila! It's like a real squiggly SAUSAGE! Uwekk...

And guess what? It fell onto the staircase and burst. Cheh, rupanya low quality condom.

If you're right in the middle of *ahem ahem* and it leaked? The lesson?

CONDOMS ARE STILL UNSAFE, PEEPS!

So next week, if Pn. Chong comes on assembly saying she found a wet condom on the floor, u know who to find lar.

Oh, and for the next one, I'll let the pics do the chat.

HAHA! She really knows how to take the exam stress off la, this hot and sexayh auntie.

Teehee...Ain't I bad? I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm really really-

OK, Mervin. Shut. Up.

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,
Mervin til'Leon ~ See my new blogskin? Bangga tau!

What Do YOU Want?

2007-04-25T15:42:00.000+08:00

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

OK, I haven't got all the time to post anything, so I'll make this snappy.

Friend of mine asked me this question : Given 3 wishes, what would you wish for?

And well, i told him, after a "WTF?!?!" expressing session.

So now, feel free to yell at me in disbelief, but answer the question.

WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?(answer via comment)

I'll give my answer right after I'm satisfied with the reply, aite?

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,
Mervin til'Leon ~ I wish for.......What are you looking at?!

WHY the F?

2007-04-23T16:47:00.000+08:00

(HUGE sigh....)

Well, as you can see, I haven't uploaded my blog much lately. Actually, I've got 2 things to blog about.

BUT....

...my mid year's today. Until 10th of May. Let's count.

3 stressful weeks.
(Hardcore studying rules...temporarily.)

12 fuxxing dayz.
(Head gonna go KABOOM soon...)

Ever noticed this condition? It's kinda happenin to me now...

Me : Time, I want you to slow down. SLOW DOWN! CRAWL LIKE A SNAIL, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

And time smiles back and takes off like a jet.

-.-

But hey, let's look at the bright side. Let's start with...ermm....

O-kay. So there's NO bright side.

But don't worry, I'll update my blog as soon as my exams are OVER. OK?

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,
Mervin til'Leon ~ And pretty soon, we'll be in a world without beauty...

You Think You Know Me?

2007-04-14T17:35:00.000+08:00

I kinda saw this test around loads of blogs, so dunno why lar, just decided to create one for myself.

See how much you know bout me, k?

The test not that hard lar...no shivvies if you get wrong, okies?

Just one big, bitch slap from me. That's all.

Kidding, kidding....

XD

Create your own Friend Test here

And the 5 Amahnations rocked the house, ya'll!

We're gonna go up to the stage, bow, get our pretty certificates and what not.

For what?

You mean you dunno?

For inter-class debate lar, doink!

We got first place, u kno!

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,

Mervin til'Leon ~ One of the best in Seafield! WOOHOO!

Red Hot Seafield Something

2007-04-12T15:38:00.000+08:00

ZOMFG!

Serious, I'm telling you! Oh, I forgot the headline...

My school, a very good skool,

SMK SEAFIELD WAS BURNING!

I just won my debate against the doodoos of 5G, just finished my jumping party in class.

Recess was JUST over, when the bell rang.

I was like :

"WTH they doing fire drill right after recess? Ass man."

And then Pn. Chong's voice came into focus :

"This is NOT a fire drill! Everyone please leave the blocks and go down to the assembly hall, quickly!"

And when i looked outside,

Holy shit!

How Ming : OMG, got fire!

Fizuan : Gilerr bapak, api sial!

Etc, etc.

The smoke was effing thick and black I tell you, and the roof itself was smoking. I'll get a pic of that if I can... Next update, peeps.

And there I was, rushing about, searching for Cheryl who had the cam.

And hah! I found Kavi, and I just throttled her, and shouted "FIRE!" in her face ( just for fun).

But the stooopid thing was, NOBODY was scared. Everyone was thrilled, pointing at the fire.

And biasa lar, all the woos and wahs came along. Everone started getting nuts, doing the Hi-5's, saying:

"Tomoro no school!"

"Yes lah, we skip English!"

Feel the gilerr-ness.

And yes, Kavi, I was one of them. I started waving my hands in the air, doing my girly mock "Help me, Saaaaave me!" XD

Tell you one thing, it was NOTHING like the lame fire drill we practiced every year. Instead of being at the field, we went everywhere. What with everyone being blur and stuff.

But at least I found Cheryl. She could've taken more pics, but... the bloody cam was running out of friggin' batteries.

And seriously, I'm shocked that we're all still deluded in a community of jakuns.

Everone cheered, YAAAAYYY-ed at the fire truck when it came.

All the proud heroes lar. Makes me think whether I should become a fireman and save someone's ass from being barbecued.

And you know what's the cause? We have no idea. Not a short circuit, and they most definitely say it's a cigarette. Even witnesses saw some peeps lepak-ing around, throwing the cigarette in the storeroom, and well...

You get the drill.

Anyway, Pn. Thil escorted us back to class, and she started ticking the attendance for obvious reasons.

Cheryl, darned LMAO gurl, I tell you. She wanted to post the pics on the newspaper. Can get RM50, you know, don't play play.

And bo-dooohhh Pn.Ung had the nerve to send Tse Shyuan, Jia Jun and Shane to put out the fire, even when it was already serious.

-.-

Teehee. Seafield on FIRE, ya'll! WOOH!

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,

Mervin ~ Why lar Seafield din burn down with Pn.Ung? (Help me, Saaaaave me!)

Blogger Wars

2007-04-09T18:58:00.000+08:00

~Woohoo!~

A profound victory for the 5 Amahnations, man! As predicted.

Interclass debate was AWESOME, I tell you! We trashed 5F flat. Should've seen their faces.

Like so goddamn WTF. O.o

Teehee... Oh, and guess what our topic was?

"BLOGGING SHOULD BE OUTLAWED"

And the cipap thing is, me, Samer, and the Dark Model (Kavi) hadda SUPPORT it.

Eff lah, going aginst my own holy acts.

God forgive me... (holiness siut!)

Btw, Sim Ann(Cement) kinda lost her cool at me.

Me : Ladies and gentlemen, as you have heard the 2nd speaker of the government was not confident in her own points. She was shaky. Believe in us, the government team, members of the floor.......

Cement :AS THE THIRD SPEAKER OF THE GOVERNMENT HAS MENTALLY ABUSED MY SECOND SPEAKER bla de bla de bla. NEVER LEARN ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING IZZIT?

Harsh, but good righhhht?

And that was enough to make her forget about blogs and waste her reply speech on mental abuse. And what's with global warming? Aihz...

And you should have seen Samer rebut it, ya'll. He was the BOMB!

Samer : I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, but mental abuse? No, I don't want to talk about it, it's a waste of my time. Done with that.

The audience was cheering so damned loudly for him, u kno...

And he got best speaker award.

Yes, Izzah, I admit I'm jealous.

-.-

Ain't the 5 Amahnations good? We beat the idiotas of 5F. Makes me soooo darned proud to be in it.

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,

Mervin til'Leon ~ I sense Cement's anger warming the globe now....XD

My Nail History

2007-04-03T23:26:00.000+08:00

I hadda stay in a freakin' jam for a whole bloody one and a half hours,man.

And guess what? I just did something that reminded me of long ago...

I used to bite my fingernails all the time...I remember my parents trying to make me quit by any method imaginable.

Rubbing chilli on my fingers
Taping my fingers together
Using nail balm
CANING my fingers.

And the thing is, NONE of these work.

Yes, I was the only one in the family who didnt need the nail-clipper at all. Everytime if I felt my nails were a lil bit too long, I'd bite them straight away, so they were always short and neat.

But believe it or not, there was somehow a good side to it too!

You know how primary school is. Long nails?

"BAWAK ROTAN!" (Bring the cane!)

And because of my bad habit, I was the only one in class who never, and I mean NEVER EVER got punished for long nails.

I remember once when we were forced to display our fingers on the table. My used-to-be-best friend Michelle beside me panicked as her nails weren't cut.

She was turning pale and was going:

"Uh-oh, Mervin! What am I gonna do?"
(btw we were only 7 or 8 back then)

I smiled at her and said something that the both of us haven't forgotten:

"Come, I'll bite them for you."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,
Mervin til'Leon ~ Comes with built in, all natural nail-clipper.

Got Pau-ed

2007-03-30T13:53:00.000+08:00

But before that...

NEW HANDPHONE!!!!

Yeah baby, S.E. K550i, sial! Just came out 2 weeks ago you kno... but surprisingly, it's only around 900 bucks for a phone that came out so recently. And the effing person at Summit wouldn't let me have the 1G memory card cheap.

Bod-ddoohh.

And all this because I got pau-ed(robbed) last Wednesday. Right next to Kancil tuition in Taipan, u kno?

And you thought it was a safe place.

Anyway, I was waiting for my parents, and two guys with motorcycle helmets came up to me, and said:

"Bagi handphone, kalau tak, pukul mati engkau!"

I hadda give it up. God knows what they could do with those helmets.

Do this. Close your eyes, and now...

Try imagining the police finding your body down some dark alley, with your brains busted out of your skull. COD? Beaten to brain death.

Dunno bout you, but that thought freaks me damned well out. O.o

Urghh... it's the second time i've got robbed.

One more time I get robbed defenseless, I, as sole proprietor of my soul, give you all rights to hang me, to shoot me, to slash me, or whatever lah.

As long as that inspires me to bring down the attacker. XD

Imma do my next update on Sunday. BBQ party tomorrow, siut!

- Woohoo! - :-)

Yours truly,
Mervin til'Leon ~ I feel my mouth dripping amylase now...

Jian's Farewell

2007-03-21T17:42:00.000+08:00

Jian's gonna be leaving the 5 Amanahtions anytime soon.

Anyway, we had his farewell party last Monday(party siut!), and the 5 Amanahtions hadda pay one buck for a cake...

He was like:

"Hah? Got cake?"

Jian was supposed to cut the cake...but...

In the end, Cheryl hadda do it for him.

LOL.

Don't think that the cake looks bloody small and cheapskid okay, when Cheryl was done there was soooo much, and the cake was MMMMM!!!!

Then it was time for makan. Gone.

All hell broke loose. Everyone got hyper asking Jian to start feeding people.

He fed Eugene too, but I just hadda lose the goddamn pic. But Eugene was kind enough to give him a hug. XD

- . -

There was a huge amount of cake leftovers, so when no one wanted second helpings, we started camwhoring and getting bitchy and bastard..er...bastard-y.

LMAO ROFL!

The first picture's damn sohai... second one's effing cipap. That's what you usually get with the Licious gang.

Ehehe...=)

Kavi actually wanted more, but there were only crumbs left. So...

Hah! The Dark One's hairdo courtesy of Samer and me. HAHAHAHAHA!

And to round it all off, I'm just gonna say... we-are-the...

Aha...and take a bow!

Jian, Cheryl's gonna be missing your PC-ness, gayness, lameness and hornyness. Hahah.. everything lah, you cheap horny jantan. (taken from her blog)

Yours truly,
Mervin til'Leon ~ Bye bye...sobs...XD

That Damned Feeling... Again...

2007-03-18T20:41:00.000+08:00

It's the end of the hols, again...

It's back to skool, again...

And it's that shitting, effing feeling, again...

Just think, that this time, one week ago, we'd all be soooo looking forward to the hols...and now,

AARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH! I just wanna stab my Maths teacher, tear my Biology teacher, mince my English teacher, decapitate my Moral teacher, and - yes, Mervin.

' -_- '

I'm just posting this cos' I've got nothing to blog about. WTF.

Yours truly,
Mervin til'Leon~I'm a teacher killer....wannabe. XD

Japan is Advanced? Think Again....

2007-03-11T18:20:00.000+08:00

This is stoooopid.... Some advanced, cyber country? Yeah, I believe you...
Note that for all pictures, comments are by ME.

And finally, the more gempak ones...

Yours truly,
Mervin til'leon~I got my shits cheap in Japan! XD

Frayer Layer...

2007-03-06T18:45:00.000+08:00

First tags, then survey, now layer. WTF lar...

I got tagged by Krystal...

LAYER 1: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Mervin Y.G.M.
Birth Date: 24.11.1992
Current Status: single, and still searching…
Eye Colour: dark brown, sometimes hazel
Hair Colour: REALLY dark brown
Righty or Lefty: is it wrong to say “bothy”?

LAYER 2: ON THE INSIDE
My Heritage: Chinese, Japanese and Korean!
My Fears: coming out ugly on a picture
My Weaknesses: my slang…
My Perfect Pizza: anything with pineapples!

LAYER 3: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW
My First Thoughts Waking Up: aww…5 more minutes please…
My Bedtime: 12.30 or 1 on weekdayz, none on weekends
My Most Missed Memory: MYC 2006…

LAYER 4: MY PICK
Pepsi or Coke: how about NONE?
McDonald's or Burger King: none (damages 3 months hard work of six-packs )
Single or Group Dates: single
Adidas or Nike: Nike’s much, MUCH stylish!
Tea or Nestea: never really tried both
Chocolate or Vanilla: me a Chocsucker!
Cappuccino or Coffee: what about anything that doesn’t make teeth yellow?

LAYER 5: DO YOU...
Smoke: ask me again and I’ll bitch slap the face off you.
Curse: DUH!
Take a Shower: which sane person doesn’t?!?!?!
Have a Crush: have? what about 16 times?
Think You've Been In Love: refer above…
Go To School: tons of homework. What do you think?
Want To Get Married: BACHELOR FOR LIFE!!!
Believe In Yourself: uh-huh…
Think Your A Health Freak: me with the gym, no junk food, RARELY binging… definite YEP! ;)

LAYER 6: IN THE PAST
Drank Alcohol: is sparkling juice alcoholic?
Gone To The Mall: is this sarcasm?
Been On Stage: countless times…
Eaten Sushi: SLLUURRRPPP!
Dyed Your Hair: love to, but at where I am now, I’m not allowed to.

LAYER 7: HAVE YOU EVER...
Played A Stripping Game: no…
Changed Who You Were To Fit In: everytime I put on a different outfit.

LAYER 8: AGE YOU'RE HOPING...
To Be Married: BACHELOR FOR LIFE!!(twice mentioned)

LAYER 9: IN A GUY(GIRL YOU MEAN?)...
Best Eye Colour: anything
Best Hair Colour: I’m not fussy
Short Hair or Long Hair: I SAID, I’M NOT FUSSY!!!!

LAYER 10: WHAT WERE YOU DOING...
A Minute Ago: blog-hopping
Hour Ago: polishing my weaponry
4.5 Hours Ago: zzzzzzzz......
1 Month Ago: Many stuffs
Year Ago: fitting in with a new classmate group

LAYER 11: FINISH THE SENTENCES...
I love: shooting, archery, duelling, and dancing is my life!
I feel: screwed cos’ I’ve got a load of homework…
I hate: nerds, dorks, geeks, and fat people (plump is ok).
I hide: My identity outside school?
I miss: my friends at the MYC 2006…
I need: a W850i handphone, some Nike basketball shoes, money, bla bla bla bla bla….

LAYER 12: TAG 5 PEOPLE
Michael: Thx for getting me to Tom’s b’day!
Wen Keh: I’ll be back in December!
Kavitha : Light wouldn’t be complete without darkness…(highlight this text to see CAMOUFLAGING word)
Buck: My 23-year-old freestyle dueling trainer, go find a date, girls will be dying for you!
And the fifth, everyone else I know, I wouldn’t be this satisfied if you guys weren’t here! You rock my SOX!

And no disrespect, but i wanna know who a person named just said is. leave a comment bout your name, whoever you are...

Yours truly,

Mervin til'Leon~tagged like a studied shark...

Screwed....AAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!

2007-02-28T16:07:00.000+08:00

Damn... today it was hell fun with da cam i brought to skool. And i was just about to enjoy a game of cho tai ti, when a prefect came in, and said:

"Pn Ung wanna see...(looks down at paper) Eugene, Sean..."

Tze Huei : "Haiya, just lemme see lah!" (snatches paper) "Eugene, Sean, Tjit Jian, Cheryl, Gerard, Brenda and Mervin."

I was like: "WTF! Why I kena?!"

Everone was asking me about what I did.... and I had to go down to the bilik HAM and see that effing Pn. Ung. Sweeping my hair to the nerdy style. And it didn't end there...

Who gave you permission to bring camera?

Errr...i'm part of the ed. board, so i have to take pics for the magazine. Took yesterday's Datin Hassiah's retirement, some pics for the senior page. <-- (lies)

Do you have Pn.Pang's permission?

What? We have to? I didn't know! Really! <--(lies again)

Thank god she didn't take my cam. The rest got it for the gambling. Eugene had it for the cards and his cellphone. Thanks to the dope Kai Wen who opened her mouth to Pn.Ung. Jealous that nobody wants to take a picture with her. Furious that NOBODY wants to play cards with her. Envious of Cheryl's hair, which is SO much prettier than hers. Stupid bi-atch, I'll get her for this. Nevermind, when I get a permission slip from the teacher in charge, hah! It's payback time, girlfriend...

Yours truly,
Mervin til'Leon ~Revenge is a dish best served cold

CELEBRATE THE YEAR, COME ON!

2007-02-20T12:52:00.000+08:00

It's CNY! (for those blur enough not to know, it's Chinese New Year). So...i'm just here to say...

Gong hei fatt Choy! Gong Hei Fatt Choi!

San Tai Kin Hong!

Man Si Yue Yi!

Sam Siong Xi Seng!

Happy Chinese new Year!

And all the other stuff i can think of.

Absolutely the best time of the year it is... And you can practically taste the cookies, the treats, hear the fireworks (BANG!) and smell the $$$$$$ in little red packets! So enjoy the celebration, fellow Form 5's, cos after this, it's gonna be one hell of a year to look forward to. (hell as in HELL)

So, in the year of the pig, i'd say LET'S ALL EAT LIKE ONE! XD

Yours truly,
Mervin til'Leon ~YES!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Recap post...

2007-02-14T14:37:00.000+08:00

Hey guyz, sorry for the short absence... been a lil busy lately. Here's just a recap on what I've been doing...

a) Went to Rain's concert....
b) Went fo

OK, practically I'm too darn lazy for my own good... Newayz, I've made my point... I'm back on the blooging business! If it's a business, that is...

My Christmas Wish...

2006-12-20T17:15:00.000+08:00

Last night I took a walk in the snow,

Couples holding hands, places to go,

Seems like everyone but me is in love,

Santa, can you hear me?

I signed my letter back, sealed with a kiss,

I sent it off, listened with bliss,

I know exacly what I want this year,

Santa, can you hear me?

I want my baby, baby,

I want someone to love me,

Someone to hold,

Baby, baby,

Be all on my own, under the big brand ore,

Santa, can you hear me?

I have been so good this year,

And all I want is one thing,

Tell me my true love is here,

She's all I want,

Just for me,

Underneath my Christmas tree,

I'll be waiting here,

Santa, that's my only wish this year...

Christmas eve, I just can't sleep,

Would I be wrong, for taking a peek,

Cos I have heard that you're coming to town,

Santa, can you hear me?

I really hope that you're on your way,

With something special for me in your sleigh,

Oh please, make my wish come true,

Santa, can you hear me?

I want my baby, baby,
I want someone to love me,
Someone to hold,
Baby, baby,

I'll be all alone, under the mistletoe...

Santa, can you hear me?
I have been so good this year,
And all I want is one thing,
Tell me my true love is here,
She's all I want,
Just for me,
Underneath my Christmas tree,
I'll be waiting here,
Santa, that's my only wish this year...

I hope my letter reaches you in time,

Bring me love, I can't call what I want,

Cos I have been so good, so good this year,

Can be love under the mistletoe,

It's all I want, and a big brand ore,

Santa, can you hear me?

I have been so good this year,

And all I want is one thing,

Tell me my true love is here,

She's all I want,

Just for me,

Underneath my Christmas tree,

I'll be waiting here,

Santa, that's my only wish this year...

~Mervin til'Leon
The Best Of Both Worlds. Totally Mine.

Blog Management Apology

2006-12-18T23:33:00.000+08:00

I promised to put on the photos...but I FORGOT TO BRING THE GODDAMN CAMERA!!!! Sorry, peepz....

~Mervin til'Leon
The Best of Both Worlds. Totally Mine.

Love. Truly a blind thing.

2006-12-12T02:00:00.000+08:00

A girl and guy were speeding over 140 mph on the road on a motorcycle...
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug
Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
In the paper the next day :( A motorcycle had crashed into a building
because of brake failure. Two people were on it, but only one had
survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes
broke, but he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say
she loved him & felt her hug him one last time, then had her wear his
helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

I just watched this movie, the Date Movie(yes, i know it came out ages ago), and that fat lady kept saying "Love is blind...". It occured to me that yes, if you really DO love someone, love IS really blind. And just 5 minutes ago, this story came up, I dunno where it came from, but it's a sudden idea.

And I do believe, for everyone out there, there is a person who can accompany us in playing the roles of the story. A person who is willing to do anything for us, willing to protect us, no matter the cost.

Ok, once again, you can tell me to shut my freakin' gap. And I really can't wait for that Singapore trip... Whee!!!!

~Mervin til'Leon
The Best of Both Worlds. Totally Mine.

A Dedication to the Worst GF I've EVER had :~

2006-11-29T21:55:00.000+08:00

Don't ask who, but seriously, she's annoying, and guys out there, pray you don't come in contact with her. So, I'll dedicate this song, to you, Ugly Girl of SMK USJ4!

Me : Wanna go for a ride?
Her: Sure, Ken!
Me : Well, forget it!

You're an ugly girl,
Your face makes me hurl,
Sad you have it,
You should bag it,
Acne everwhere,
Unwanted face I'll hurl,
You're a relation,
To Frankenstein's creation,

You're so ugly you disgust me,

You're a bland, tummy girl,
All alone in the world,
You're all splat, on the floor,
Little lanky,

You're my dog, and a troll,
Were you hit by a train,
Don't come near,
Because your,
Breath is stinkin',

Don't get touched,
You're a freak,
Cos i said,
You're an eye-sore,

You're an ugly girl,
Your face makes me hurl,
Sad you have it,
You should bag it,
Acne everwhere,
Unwanted face I'll hurl,
You're a relation,
To Frankenstein's creation,

You're so ugly, you disgust me,
Her: Boo hoo hoo, yeah,
Me : You're so ugly you disgust me,
Her: Hoo oo oo, hoo oo oo,

Oh let's go out to have some fun!
Me : I'm sorry, but you're too damn ugly!
Her: Oh, screw you, Ken!

- Taken from Barbie Girl by Aqua

The Death Of My Only True Friend, My Pet-brother. A Tribute to James C. Howlett.

2006-11-26T21:39:00.000+08:00

The person who has influenced me the most, more than my parents would be a friend of mine, James C. Howlett from Canada. I first met him during a conference in 2004, and he was already 18 at that time. Leaning against the wall, smoking a cigar, strangely, he seemed to be the picture of loneliness. The fact that he had a handcuff on his hand had always been a source of questions to me then. Saying that he was staying in Malaysia permanently, I found him an intriguing person, and as we went on, we developed a brotherly bond, a something not many best friends would even achieve nor dream.

“Why does he influence you so much?” you might ask. It was when I noticed how similar we were in some matters, and In tribute to our friendship, I decided to be more like him, to enhance the similar characteristics we share that binds us together. I even changed my middle name to Howlett in honour of this. Perhaps this would be the influence that I would likely answer.

3 months after our fateful meeting, he came up to me with sad news. He had to go back to Canada. I would much prefer to have bricks thrown at my face one by one than hear, and feel the impact of those words.

He is always lonely; people tend to judge others by their appearance, and I know that for a fact. His large, muscular build, dark eyebrows and gangly gait tends to repel other’s emotions for him. But no one realizes, no one knows, that if they venture deeply into his soul, behind the gruff appearance, a person willing to help at whatever the cost was hidden there, a soul that cared but just couldn’t show it. And yet, I can’t blame it on him; his parents died when he was young ; he grew up as an orphan, never cared for, never tended for.

He also prefers to take moves that no one else does, making him almost unsuitable for any group activity, and thus, living up to his ‘one-man-job’ phrase, tends to go solo on any assignment given to him. To some people, this might sound rash, but the cost of it? Whenever he truly needs a group to work with, his harsh voice and semi-Texan slang intimidates people and causes them to back-away in fear.

These characteristics, only too similar to mine, makes me understand how he feels. If God could just grant the ability to others to see the true person inside each other, both me and Howlett wouldn’t have gotten on so lonely. And yet, if I think about it, I suppose that if that hadn’t happened, me and Howlett wouldn’t have known each other. But we have come to realize that we can’t change the world, and there is simply no point for false hope. We’ve just got to carry on being ourselves. Fate is truly a fickle and unfair thing, but maybe it has it’s purpose. Who knows what will happen?

It has been exactly 45 days from the day I am writing this since I last saw and heard from him. He sent me an invitation for a video chat, and I noticed, that after almost two years, he still hasn’t changed a bit. The jet black, backwards-spiked hair, smoking a fine cigar not many could afford, and the stubbly face that only smiled weakly. And even then, that smile showed only whenever he was truly happy, a smile that according to him, appeared only when he was with me.

“Wh-where are you?”

“In the hospital… Look, there’s something I gotta tell you, bub.”

“Hm?”

“You best take care of yourself, you know, kiddo?”

“I…still don’t get where this is goin…”

“I’ve got cancer. Liver.”

“Aha… you’re kidding me again. One of your jokes, right? I’m not a kid anymore. I’m 15 now.”

“Leon, this is no joke…”

“NO!!!! Why?! Then what the hell are you smoking for? There’s gotta be a chance for a cure, there has to be! Don’t give up yet! You’re my only true friend I’ve ever had, you know it!”

“I’m sorry… doc says it’s beyond cure….you’d best take care of yourself. You don’t wanna end up like Jamesy here, right?”

“No….”

“Hmph, but I’m gonna go somewhere else, somewhere better, and… be happy. You’ll let me leave hapy, right? Be strong.”

“Please…”

“I’ll let you in on a secret. You wanna know why I wear a cuff? You’ve always wanted to know. It’s to remind me of a crime of love I did. Sorta, hm? Actually, I just couldn’t find the key.”

And that was that. After that, I no longer heard news of him. Until the email he asked the doctor to send me yesterday, at 4.27 a.m. I couldn’t help it. I dropped to the ground, and knelt there. For all I know, it was the end of the world for me. As I sat there, I tried to hold on to the last words I heard from him: “Be strong”. I tried, and failed. I burst out crying. Why’d he have to die?

For now, until something does happen, I guess James will be watching over me. And me? I’ll just wait… being another lone wolf…waiting. I’d really like a handcuff. Hopefully… it will serve as a reminder. A reminder of happiness and sorrow. A reminder of loneliness and company. A reminder that will last till the end of eternity.

Touchy, and ridiculous, some might say, particularly the dialogue. I’m sure you’ll even think that this blogger watches too many movies, or has the imagination of a thousand kids. Or maybe an imaginary friend this boy has. I'd really want to post pics of him ,but I haven't got any. But who needs pictures when you have eternal memories? Say what you want, this is my memory, my memory of a true, everlasting friendship and brotherhood, the block that builds my part of Memoria and Valhalla.

In tribute of James C.Howlett
1985 - 2006

~Mervin til'Leon Howlett Dlance

My Final Fourteen...

2006-11-25T20:40:00.000+08:00

Yep... it's my 14th bday. Was, actually. I just celebrated it today cos it's also my friend's bday. Supposedly a lot of people were going,around 28, but only 5 turned up. Not many can go to KLCC. Their mom's won't let them, or they have somethin on. First, I'd like to name to culprit who proposed to hold it at KLCC. Presenting, Rachel. From 4G of SMK Seafield 2006. Here she is:

The number of people who MANAGED to turn up were pathetic. Only 5. Sad, isn't it? Well... at least it's still a celebration. Here's some pics...

Sha Ting, Johanna, and me Q-ing up for our tickets. I didn't expect them to be RM11 per ticket!( I thought they were 8...)

There are two more peepz, the CULPRIT and Grace, but I think they're outcasts in MY blog.

After getting tickets, we went for lunch. Koaw Teow Teng and other hawker fare were RM7.90!!!! WAY Expensive. So instead, we had Cordon Bleu Chicken. RM12.90. Still too expensive, but worth it, cos me and Sha Ting sorta shared drinks and food. We paid only 6 bucks each. Good enough.

We watched Happy Feet. The penguins were soooo cute. But a kid's movie, nonetheless. Johanna couldn't stop using Polly to imitate the penguins.

Polly. The Koala. It's a him. A him named Polly. Wow.

After that, we just walked around. We went to Sasa to look for Sha Ting's nail polish, and there was this annoying guard who kept tailing us.He even told me off for taking a photo. Idiot. Then at Body Shop, we were just trying some products, but this Drag Queen(male to female) came up to us and sorta said " Excuse me, are you here to buy something?". Sha Ting really held a grudge on her. LOLX! We really wanted to step up to her, and say "Are you really a girl?". But we decided not to. Rachel and Grace got lost! OMFG! I must say, Rachel is a real pain in the behind.

Clowning Around on the Kiddy Ride

But this is not the end! Tomorrow I'm having another bday party at Johanna's house. I'll post another one then. Until tomorrow, c'ya!

~Mervin til'Leon

The Best Of Both Worlds. Totally Mine.

Breakdance... Truly a BREAK-dance

2006-11-24T03:50:00.000+08:00

Hey peepz, don't ask me what I'm doing up at this time (You better get used to seeing late night posts;). I'm sure you know about breakdancing. If you're thinkin' of the crazy dance that impresses guys and gals on the block, you're right. That was the reason I actually started learning it, actually.

And have you ever gone against your mom for something you really wanted? Shouts echo in your house, tempers flare everytime you two get eye contact, the slamming of your room door as you rush in... Sound familiar? Yep...it's a case that every teen will have in his/her life. In my case, this has been going on about breakdancing.

And the first time I heard that she said I could injure myself, I was like "REALLY?! OH I'M SOOOOOO SCARED!!!!!!" And that got my mom flared up. But then on 2/10/06, I fell. I dunno how, but I fell. On a rock. I got up, put my hand to my head, it felt like someone just smashed you in the face with a brick. I took my hand off, and then I noticed my white shirt was REALLY red. I had 7 stitches on my face for that. The scar's still there, if u think I'm a liar, but I think everyone in 4 Amanah 2006 will remember the white bandage I went to Moral Exams with on my face.

Today, I did it again, on my hand. this one gave me a further 8 stitches. My mom went furious, and said the Insurance Company is soon gonna think that she's torturing for me for all the medical claims. Dry, sarcastic humour. I laughed, nonetheless.

To think that I'm sacrificing my relationship with my mom, and more just to impress people... if I actually come back on my feet and think... I'll notice that this wasn't the Mervin from last time. I'm a totally different, vain, naive and etc person. But... WHO CARES?! I like the new me. I like my new look. I like my new LIFE. Something the old Mervin would never acheive or experience. Who would ever thought I'd double as some sort of celebrity in non-skool gatherings? Who else could be a smalltown boy, but bigtime when you play your guitar? In some way, I'm just like all my friends, but who'd ever thought I'd be a star by singing and playing with a band on stage?(i'll post photos of that later on).

Hmmm... I seem to really have put my thoughts into this one, So i guess I'll round this one here and early. So have fun with the hols, and till I can think of something else to blog about... C'ya!

-Mervin til'Leon
The best of both worlds. Totally Mine.

P.S. Bruno, if you're reading this,cool down on that workout. There's no need to live up to your name. lolx!

Ahhh... my first post(darn if it's lame)

2006-11-20T00:28:00.000+08:00

Seem to be a bit more popular this year compared to da last 3 years... maybe it's bcos i put down the nerdy pants... and the hairstyle. Or was i since the MYC 2006? Thx mum for sending me there! Loads more frens... and not to mention parties, shuffling, breakdancing...I've changed a lot from the study nerd I once was. Not gonna babble about my history. First topic!

The fresh wacko party still ringing in my pretty little head (kidding!), I daresay the bday party for one of my friends, Ping Yee the Genius was a blast!Too lazy to type it out, though... i got some pics to do the job for me. So here's 'em...

From left: Garrick, me, Bday girl, pooby and Kishen. Garrick seems really sweaty, and Pooby's hair seems nice( which never is).

Whole group photo... had to photoshop this pic

for the 25 pairs of red-eyes in the photo(Why are my eyes closed? DAME!)

Pity them... they weren't in the main photo! (xcept for me and KKC in the front and of course, the bday gurl)

Well... i guess that wraps up this topic... Anyone who reads this... do comment on how to blog better...(I think I'm quite lame at it...) So... yeah... c'ya!