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Wednesday, April 25, 2007


What Do YOU Want?


OK, I haven't got all the time to post anything, so I'll make this snappy.

Friend of mine asked me this question : Given 3 wishes, what would you wish for?

And well, i told him, after a "WTF?!?!" expressing session.

So now, feel free to yell at me in disbelief, but answer the question.

WHAT WOULD YOU WISH FOR?(answer via comment)

I'll give my answer right after I'm satisfied with the reply, aite?


Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,
Mervin til'Leon ~ I wish for.......What are you looking at?!


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(HUGE sigh....)

Well, as you can see, I haven't uploaded my blog much lately. Actually, I've got 2 things to blog about.

BUT....

...my mid year's today. Until 10th of May. Let's count.

3 stressful weeks.
(Hardcore studying rules...temporarily.)

12 fuxxing dayz.
(Head gonna go KABOOM soon...)

Ever noticed this condition? It's kinda happenin to me now...

Me : Time, I want you to slow down. SLOW DOWN! CRAWL LIKE A SNAIL, FOR GOD'S SAKE!

And time smiles back and takes off like a jet.

-.-

But hey, let's look at the bright side. Let's start with...ermm....

O-kay. So there's NO bright side.

But don't worry, I'll update my blog as soon as my exams are OVER. OK?

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,
Mervin til'Leon ~ And pretty soon, we'll be in a world without beauty...


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I kinda saw this test around loads of blogs, so dunno why lar, just decided to create one for myself.

See how much you know bout me, k?

The test not that hard lar...no shivvies if you get wrong, okies?

Just one big, bitch slap from me. That's all.

Kidding, kidding....

XD
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Create your own Friend Test here

And the 5 Amahnations rocked the house, ya'll!

We're gonna go up to the stage, bow, get our pretty certificates and what not.

For what?

You mean you dunno?

For inter-class debate lar, doink!

We got first place, u kno!

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,
Mervin til'Leon ~ One of the best in Seafield! WOOHOO!


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ZOMFG!

Serious, I'm telling you! Oh, I forgot the headline...

My school, a very good skool,

SMK SEAFIELD WAS BURNING!
I just won my debate against the doodoos of 5G, just finished my jumping party in class.

Recess was JUST over, when the bell rang.

I was like :

"WTH they doing fire drill right after recess? Ass man."

And then Pn. Chong's voice came into focus :

"This is NOT a fire drill! Everyone please leave the blocks and go down to the assembly hall, quickly!"

And when i looked outside,


Holy shit!


How Ming : OMG, got fire!
Fizuan : Gilerr bapak, api sial!


Etc, etc.
The smoke was effing thick and black I tell you, and the roof itself was smoking. I'll get a pic of that if I can... Next update, peeps.

And there I was, rushing about, searching for Cheryl who had the cam.

And hah! I found Kavi, and I just throttled her, and shouted "FIRE!" in her face ( just for fun).

But the stooopid thing was, NOBODY was scared. Everyone was thrilled, pointing at the fire.

And biasa lar, all the woos and wahs came along. Everone started getting nuts, doing the Hi-5's, saying:




"Tomoro no school!"
"Yes lah, we skip English!"



Feel the gilerr-ness.

And yes, Kavi, I was one of them. I started waving my hands in the air, doing my girly mock "Help me, Saaaaave me!" XD

Tell you one thing, it was NOTHING like the lame fire drill we practiced every year. Instead of being at the field, we went everywhere. What with everyone being blur and stuff.


But at least I found Cheryl. She could've taken more pics, but... the bloody cam was running out of friggin' batteries.

And seriously, I'm shocked that we're all still deluded in a community of jakuns.

Everone cheered, YAAAAYYY-ed at the fire truck when it came.


All the proud heroes lar. Makes me think whether I should become a fireman and save someone's ass from being barbecued.



And you know what's the cause? We have no idea. Not a short circuit, and they most definitely say it's a cigarette. Even witnesses saw some peeps lepak-ing around, throwing the cigarette in the storeroom, and well...


You get the drill.


Anyway, Pn. Thil escorted us back to class, and she started ticking the attendance for obvious reasons.


Cheryl, darned LMAO gurl, I tell you. She wanted to post the pics on the newspaper. Can get RM50, you know, don't play play.


And bo-dooohhh Pn.Ung had the nerve to send Tse Shyuan, Jia Jun and Shane to put out the fire, even when it was already serious.


-.-


Teehee. Seafield on FIRE, ya'll! WOOH!

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,
Mervin ~ Why lar Seafield din burn down with Pn.Ung? (Help me, Saaaaave me!)


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~Woohoo!~

A profound victory for the 5 Amahnations, man! As predicted.

Interclass debate was AWESOME, I tell you! We trashed 5F flat. Should've seen their faces.

Like so goddamn WTF. O.o

Teehee... Oh, and guess what our topic was?

"BLOGGING SHOULD BE OUTLAWED"


And the cipap thing is, me, Samer, and the Dark Model (Kavi) hadda SUPPORT it.

Eff lah, going aginst my own holy acts.


God forgive me... (holiness siut!)


Btw, Sim Ann(Cement) kinda lost her cool at me.

Me : Ladies and gentlemen, as you have heard the 2nd speaker of the government was not confident in her own points. She was shaky. Believe in us, the government team, members of the floor.......

Cement :AS THE THIRD SPEAKER OF THE GOVERNMENT HAS MENTALLY ABUSED MY SECOND SPEAKER bla de bla de bla. NEVER LEARN ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING IZZIT?

Harsh, but good righhhht?

And that was enough to make her forget about blogs and waste her reply speech on mental abuse. And what's with global warming? Aihz...

And you should have seen Samer rebut it, ya'll. He was the BOMB!

Samer : I'm sorry ladies and gentlemen, but mental abuse? No, I don't want to talk about it, it's a waste of my time. Done with that.

The audience was cheering so damned loudly for him, u kno...

And he got best speaker award.

Yes, Izzah, I admit I'm jealous.
-.-

Ain't the 5 Amahnations good? We beat the idiotas of 5F. Makes me soooo darned proud to be in it.


Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,
Mervin til'Leon ~ I sense Cement's anger warming the globe now....XD


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I hadda stay in a freakin' jam for a whole bloody one and a half hours,man.

And guess what? I just did something that reminded me of long ago...

I used to bite my fingernails all the time...I remember my parents trying to make me quit by any method imaginable.


  1. Rubbing chilli on my fingers
  2. Taping my fingers together
  3. Using nail balm
  4. CANING my fingers.

And the thing is, NONE of these work.

Yes, I was the only one in the family who didnt need the nail-clipper at all. Everytime if I felt my nails were a lil bit too long, I'd bite them straight away, so they were always short and neat.

But believe it or not, there was somehow a good side to it too!

You know how primary school is. Long nails?

"BAWAK ROTAN!" (Bring the cane!)

And because of my bad habit, I was the only one in class who never, and I mean NEVER EVER got punished for long nails.

I remember once when we were forced to display our fingers on the table. My used-to-be-best friend Michelle beside me panicked as her nails weren't cut.

She was turning pale and was going:

"Uh-oh, Mervin! What am I gonna do?"
(btw we were only 7 or 8 back then)

I smiled at her and said something that the both of us haven't forgotten:

"Come, I'll bite them for you."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,
Mervin til'Leon ~ Comes with built in, all natural nail-clipper.


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