Sunny-day, May 13,2007

Ten Things & My Obsession

Hoho!!!!

It's the end of Mid Year! Feels great, yah?

Anyway, I told you imma update my blog after them, right? So without further ado, i present...

*drumrolls*

TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT ISN'T.

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome ?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't:

1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.

XD

Oh, and did'ya know, I'm on a treasure hunt for...

Not the sexayh boardie's body lah, dirty pervs. The brand.

Ripcurl.

I mean, for one, i DON'T KNOW where to find them. Number two, even if I DO manage to find them, I heard that it's a minimum of 80 bucks for ONE shirt. Gilerr. I can get sooooooo many other shirts with that kinda money.(24 shirts if it's in the pasar malam)

-.-

Urghh. So now, if ya'll wanna get me a b'day present that I like, search no more! Baju Ripcurl aje!

Screw me upside down for my bad birthday etiquette, I know.

So, on my first destination of the hunt for Ripcurl, I went to Subang Parade. Of course, I didn't expect to find anything there, but you know, what with exams over mood...

But since LOADS of people are taking pics in the fitting room, so I decided to jump in too.

Did i mention that Parkson's and F.O.S.'s fitting room rocks?


Boring, rite? So, ya'll know me, taking things to the next level.

But wait! You expected me to stop there? I've got more...


Muahaha! Gay shot! What should I do for my NEXT camwhore session? Any comments? I think i'm getting mirrorlitis. Courtesy of Krystal and Shin Yee. But hey, it's not that bad. So, my next thing to master:

The Bathroom Mirror Shot.

But in the end, I didn't get any Ripcurl items. Or O'reef. Dissapointing. Well WHO CARES? Cos' I've made my point here...

I WANT RIPCURL!!!!!

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,

Mervin til'Leon ~ Christmas? Ripcurl. B'day? Ripcurl. Exam Reward? RIPCURL ONLY.