Friday, May 4, 2007

The Mid-Year Exams...(SIGH)

Urghh... exams lately were TERRIBLE . Getting stressed lately, too. (Stress, emo, same thing, rite?)

Urghh....with Add Maths, Chemistry today, and me screwing up in Physics 3. What more can I take, people?

And I was O-M-F-G when i saw the damned English Paper. I can't wait to just squat down and shit right on the examiner's grave.

O.o

And...things aren't improving today for Chemia.

Meng Chauw : Sure die wan, Mervin, no need to talk wan...

Jia Jun : Hee Zhern hoi sei ngor tei ga!

Grr...and it's 6 more days till the end.

But thankfully, all stress was evaporated when Tze Huei filled a CONDOM with water in class today.

Me : OMG! Who's condom is that?! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Condom rolls and falls with a splat on the floor.
Me : Gila! It's like a real squiggly SAUSAGE! Uwekk...

And guess what? It fell onto the staircase and burst. Cheh, rupanya low quality condom.

If you're right in the middle of *ahem ahem* and it leaked? The lesson?

CONDOMS ARE STILL UNSAFE, PEEPS!

So next week, if Pn. Chong comes on assembly saying she found a wet condom on the floor, u know who to find lar.

Oh, and for the next one, I'll let the pics do the chat.

HAHA! She really knows how to take the exam stress off la, this hot and sexayh auntie.

Teehee...Ain't I bad? I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm really really-

OK, Mervin. Shut. Up.

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,
Mervin til'Leon ~ See my new blogskin? Bangga tau!