The Truth Revealed!

Satan's-day, May 19, 2007

Let's see... Wen Kah's dissing me. Izzah's asking me. Lakshmi pun tertanya-tanya. What'm I talking bout?

Remember I said about those wishes? And remember the part where I said I'll be telling ya'll next time?

Uh-huh, you bet. The curtain opens...

(I didn't add or edit anything ya'll said, so Kavi, shut up.)


1st contestant : Christina!!!!

1. No more poverty.
2. World peace.
3. 10 more wishes.

2nd contestant : Garrick!!!!

1. Happiness.
2. Love.
3. Lots of soy beans.

3rd contestant : Krystal!!!!

1. Loads of money.
2. Happiness 4eva.
3. All skools to burn down.(just like mine almost did)

4th contestant : Shin Yee!!!!

1. Having the ability to produce money.
2. Having the ability to teleport and control time *HEROES*.
3. More wishes pls. =)

5th contestant : Wenkah!!!!

1. A good ambition acheived.
2. World peace.
3. A warm family without a cheating husband.

6th contestant : Kavi!!!!

1. Love.
2. Good results.
3. A GREAT life.

7th contestant : Lakshmi!!!!

1. True love.
2. Lifestyle of the rich and famous.
3. Another wish.

8th contestant : Ping Ping!!!!

1. Joyfulness.
2. Health.
3. Intelligence.

9th contestant : Izzah!!!!

1. That I'm on a never-ending holiday.
2. In The Stills concert.
3. In New York.

10th contestant : Sara!!!!

1. No rape in the world.
2. More bread.
3. No prejudice in the world.
   

And there you have it, the wishes of 10 friends.

But I'm not finished, it's time for the main Q&A.

WHAT DO I WISH FOR?

Firstly, I wouldn't be all that noble and stuff and waste a wish.
Secondly, I'd be wishing for other wishes.

So... ummm....ermmm..... here goes.

1. For a limitless source of MONEY. (!!purely for shopping!!)
2. For all schools to abandon dressage rules. ( long hair and seluar londeh...)
3. I'd wish for more. MORE wishes! (and i plan to be really stupid with these.)

And i'll give you a few hints bout the third wish...

I wanna switch bodies with someone.
I wanna be taller.
I wanna have longer legs.
And bla-de-bla-de-bla.

Err...I'm too malu-fied to post anymore stuff, so...

#The curtain closes.

Sunny-day, May 13,2007

Ten Things & My Obsession

Hoho!!!!

It's the end of Mid Year! Feels great, yah?

Anyway, I told you imma update my blog after them, right? So without further ado, i present...

*drumrolls*

TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY IN GOLF BUT ISN'T.

10. Damn, my shaft is bent.

9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.

8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

7. Look at the size of his putter.

6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

5. Mind if I join your threesome ?

4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.

And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't:

1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first.

XD

Oh, and did'ya know, I'm on a treasure hunt for...

Not the sexayh boardie's body lah, dirty pervs. The brand.

Ripcurl.

I mean, for one, i DON'T KNOW where to find them. Number two, even if I DO manage to find them, I heard that it's a minimum of 80 bucks for ONE shirt. Gilerr. I can get sooooooo many other shirts with that kinda money.(24 shirts if it's in the pasar malam)

-.-

Urghh. So now, if ya'll wanna get me a b'day present that I like, search no more! Baju Ripcurl aje!

Screw me upside down for my bad birthday etiquette, I know.

So, on my first destination of the hunt for Ripcurl, I went to Subang Parade. Of course, I didn't expect to find anything there, but you know, what with exams over mood...

But since LOADS of people are taking pics in the fitting room, so I decided to jump in too.

Did i mention that Parkson's and F.O.S.'s fitting room rocks?


Boring, rite? So, ya'll know me, taking things to the next level.

But wait! You expected me to stop there? I've got more...


Muahaha! Gay shot! What should I do for my NEXT camwhore session? Any comments? I think i'm getting mirrorlitis. Courtesy of Krystal and Shin Yee. But hey, it's not that bad. So, my next thing to master:

The Bathroom Mirror Shot.

But in the end, I didn't get any Ripcurl items. Or O'reef. Dissapointing. Well WHO CARES? Cos' I've made my point here...

I WANT RIPCURL!!!!!

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,

Mervin til'Leon ~ Christmas? Ripcurl. B'day? Ripcurl. Exam Reward? RIPCURL ONLY.

Friday, May 4, 2007

The Mid-Year Exams...(SIGH)

Urghh... exams lately were TERRIBLE . Getting stressed lately, too. (Stress, emo, same thing, rite?)

Urghh....with Add Maths, Chemistry today, and me screwing up in Physics 3. What more can I take, people?

And I was O-M-F-G when i saw the damned English Paper. I can't wait to just squat down and shit right on the examiner's grave.

O.o

And...things aren't improving today for Chemia.

Meng Chauw : Sure die wan, Mervin, no need to talk wan...

Jia Jun : Hee Zhern hoi sei ngor tei ga!

Grr...and it's 6 more days till the end.

But thankfully, all stress was evaporated when Tze Huei filled a CONDOM with water in class today.

Me : OMG! Who's condom is that?! HAHAHAHA!!!!
Condom rolls and falls with a splat on the floor.
Me : Gila! It's like a real squiggly SAUSAGE! Uwekk...

And guess what? It fell onto the staircase and burst. Cheh, rupanya low quality condom.

If you're right in the middle of *ahem ahem* and it leaked? The lesson?

CONDOMS ARE STILL UNSAFE, PEEPS!

So next week, if Pn. Chong comes on assembly saying she found a wet condom on the floor, u know who to find lar.

Oh, and for the next one, I'll let the pics do the chat.

HAHA! She really knows how to take the exam stress off la, this hot and sexayh auntie.

Teehee...Ain't I bad? I'm bad, I'm bad, I'm really really-

OK, Mervin. Shut. Up.

Mystical Magnificent Majestic Me,
Mervin til'Leon ~ See my new blogskin? Bangga tau!